A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skilled Sailor


#Wcw because hot damn. #toldyou


O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won.

– O Captain! My Captain! - Walt Whitman (via chazzasaurus) Via Can I Still Be The Queen To Your King?

How to give a blowjob

kamilavender:

melancholic-wallflower:

Do:

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Do NOT:

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Lol

Hahaha

Via Abbey Rhode

mogo-cooper:

This is so cute.

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veevalencia:

Oh look, every person I’ve ever been friends with -____-


Via Abbey Rhode


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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

Via

Oh. Okay. I’ll just….keep my mouth shut and wait around to hear from you I guess. Sorry…







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consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

Via Princess Vader. Uncut.

doakickflip:

i-likee-butts:

Good.

cause I just ordered

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