A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skilled Sailor


riptidefeet:

I still laugh way too hard at this.

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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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Via Just another attempt to make the voices stop.

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)


Via You Are What You Love, Not Who Loves You.




awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently



poyzn:

Animals that are __________ awesome.


Via You Are What You Love, Not Who Loves You.


daisycuts:

I would never get anything done with this face staring at me

(Source: selinerrr)


Via You Are What You Love, Not Who Loves You.


va-genus:

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

You gona give some one a damn heart attack


Ya know that guy?

chazzasaurus:

That one guy who is there for his friends. The one who gets complained to by girls about their boyfriends. The ones who love you dearly but never anything more? The one who is “perfect” but not for the girl who says it? The one who is put directly into the friend zone?

yeah, that’s me.

I’m glad someone liked this. I want to return to this post and call myself a fuckboy because look at how much of a moron I was. It looks like I’m entitled or something to being liked. Dude. Fuck you past me
Via A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skilled Sailor

Such a clear screen, jeez. (at Tribeca Flashpoint Academy)



mymompickedthisurl:

i’ll find a way to make this guy immortal, i swear to jeezy creezy



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scenicroutes:

micheledesanta:

jacksonolantern:

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

this is some white nonsense 

y’all know that different languages exist right

"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"

so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”

*face palms*

Via Tea and the blood of my enemies.
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