Can’t trust the news.
Can’t trust the government.
Can’t trust twitter.
Can’t trust tumblr.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
and pay for that Netflix subscription
it’s something to do are you KIDDING ME?!? He was BORED and just….FOUND A HOBBY?!?
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
please spread this man’s refreshing and inspirational story
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Johto Mapジョウト地方The Johto Map with the middle earth map style.
Get ready for a unexpected journey!Made by Adam Rufino
Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.
I’m just gonna spam yall with pics today :D
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
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